1. NINETY followers????

    WOW

    1 month ago  /  1 note

  2. rudimentary-solitude:

    officialunitedstates:

    alternate universe where john green doesn’t make the critical mistake

    like condoning racism and social prejudice?

    oh, silly, that isn’t a Thing he’s ever done!

    (via belligerent-angry-oppressed-man)

    1 month ago  /  855 notes  /  Source: officialunitedstates

  3. I have EIGHTY followers

    that’s pretty good considering that I never post anything

    2 months ago  /  0 notes

  4. photo

    photo

    3 months ago  /  2 notes  /  Source: hbmmaster

  5. GOAL UPDATE

    hbmmaster:

    okay since the last time I made a “hello friends” post, justlittleedgarallanpoethings has reached 70 followers.  This means that I now need OVER TWENTY-ONE more followers to reach my goal of having more followers than justlittleedgarallanpoethings.

    4 months ago  /  1 note  /  Source: hbmmaster

  6. folk-punk:

    dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

    (via buscemi4life)

    5 months ago  /  532,281 notes  /  Source: folk-punk

  7. Wouldn’t tuberculosis be yummy as a chip? Submit your own idea now! Lay’s Do Us A Flavor is back, and the search is on for the yummiest flavor idea. Create a flavor, choose a chip and you could win $1 million! https://www.dousaflavor.com See Rules.

    Wouldn’t tuberculosis be yummy as a chip? Submit your own idea now! Lay’s Do Us A Flavor is back, and the search is on for the yummiest flavor idea. Create a flavor, choose a chip and you could win $1 million! https://www.dousaflavor.com See Rules.

    5 months ago  /  2 notes

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  10. you may have noticed that I never post ever.

    don’t worry; I make jokes that aren’t about edgar allan poe quite frequently on my main blog, hbmmaster.  so, if you want more of my humor, just follow my main blog I guess?

    6 months ago  /  1 note

  11. finnxodairr:

    do you ever wonder how people even find your blog

    every day

    (via pizza)

    7 months ago  /  378,634 notes  /  Source: marinmorrhell

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  13. (via thrillboswaggins)

    7 months ago  /  244,238 notes  /  Source: bettenshmetten

  14. hbmmaster:

    A short spoopy medley I made for Halloween.  It consists of these songs:

    1) Luigi’s Mansion Theme

    2) Spooky Scary Skeletons

    3) Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf

    4) Mary had a Laser Bat

    5) Re: Your Brains

    6) It is a mystery

    9 months ago  /  2 notes  /  Source: hbmmaster

  15. That’s so Raven.
    – Edgar Allan Poe (via fuckyeahrealquotes)

    (via buscemi4life)

    9 months ago  /  71,244 notes  /  Source: fuckyeahrealquotes