1. hbmmaster:

buy my book

    hbmmaster:

    buy my book

    18 hours ago  /  20 notes  /  Source: hbmmaster

  2. hbmmaster:

    so you can buy my book if you want

    1 day ago  /  25 notes  /  Source: hbmmaster

  3. so I have 100 followers

    maybe I should post something

    2 weeks ago  /  0 notes

  4. justlittleedgarallanpoethings:

    here’s a joke about Edgar Allan Poe

    that’s why you’re all following me, right

    (via justlittleedgarallanpoethings)

    3 weeks ago  /  2 notes  /  Source: justlittleedgarallanpoethings

  5. justlittleedgarallanpoethings:

    here’s a joke about Edgar Allan Poe

    that’s why you’re all following me, right

    1 month ago  /  2 notes  /  Source: justlittleedgarallanpoethings

  6. here’s a joke about Edgar Allan Poe

    that’s why you’re all following me, right

    1 month ago  /  2 notes

  7. NINETY followers????

    WOW

    4 months ago  /  1 note

  8. rudimentary-solitude:

    officialunitedstates:

    alternate universe where john green doesn’t make the critical mistake

    like condoning racism and social prejudice?

    oh, silly, that isn’t a Thing he’s ever done!

    (via belligerent-angry-oppressed-man)

    4 months ago  /  858 notes  /  Source: officialunitedstates

  9. I have EIGHTY followers

    that’s pretty good considering that I never post anything

    5 months ago  /  0 notes

  10. photo

    photo

    5 months ago  /  2 notes  /  Source: hbmmaster

  11. GOAL UPDATE

    hbmmaster:

    okay since the last time I made a “hello friends” post, justlittleedgarallanpoethings has reached 70 followers.  This means that I now need OVER TWENTY-ONE more followers to reach my goal of having more followers than justlittleedgarallanpoethings.

    6 months ago  /  1 note  /  Source: hbmmaster

  12. folk-punk:

    dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

    (via feotloast)

    8 months ago  /  573,975 notes  /  Source: folk-punk

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    Wouldn’t tuberculosis be yummy as a chip? Submit your own idea now! Lay’s Do Us A Flavor is back, and the search is on for the yummiest flavor idea. Create a flavor, choose a chip and you could win $1 million! https://www.dousaflavor.com See Rules.

    8 months ago  /  2 notes

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