1. GOAL UPDATE

    hbmmaster:

    okay since the last time I made a “hello friends” post, justlittleedgarallanpoethings has reached 70 followers.  This means that I now need OVER TWENTY-ONE more followers to reach my goal of having more followers than justlittleedgarallanpoethings.

    3 weeks ago  /  1 note  /  Source: hbmmaster

  2. folk-punk:

    dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

    (via feotloast)

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  3. Wouldn’t tuberculosis be yummy as a chip? Submit your own idea now! Lay’s Do Us A Flavor is back, and the search is on for the yummiest flavor idea. Create a flavor, choose a chip and you could win $1 million! https://www.dousaflavor.com See Rules.

    Wouldn’t tuberculosis be yummy as a chip? Submit your own idea now! Lay’s Do Us A Flavor is back, and the search is on for the yummiest flavor idea. Create a flavor, choose a chip and you could win $1 million! https://www.dousaflavor.com See Rules.

    2 months ago  /  2 notes

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  6. you may have noticed that I never post ever.

    don’t worry; I make jokes that aren’t about edgar allan poe quite frequently on my main blog, hbmmaster.  so, if you want more of my humor, just follow my main blog I guess?

    3 months ago  /  1 note

  7. finnxodairr:

    do you ever wonder how people even find your blog

    every day

    (via pizza)

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  9. (via thrillboswaggins)

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  10. hbmmaster:

    A short spoopy medley I made for Halloween.  It consists of these songs:

    1) Luigi’s Mansion Theme

    2) Spooky Scary Skeletons

    3) Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf

    4) Mary had a Laser Bat

    5) Re: Your Brains

    6) It is a mystery

    5 months ago  /  2 notes  /  Source: hbmmaster

  11. That’s so Raven.
    – Edgar Allan Poe (via fuckyeahrealquotes)

    (via feotloast)

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  12. submissions are now open

    6 months ago  /  0 notes

  13. when someone’s rapping, rapping on your chamber door

    6 months ago  /  3 notes

  14. when he scares small children by shouting “nevermore”

    6 months ago  /  2 notes

  15. hbmmaster:

Strangely enough, in October, Edgar Allan Poe is more popular than tuberculosis; his most common muse.  Additionally, Edgar Allan Poe will have completely taken over tuberculosis in terms of popularity by 2015, although unforeseen international interest in the disease could change that.
So, what is your choice; team #Edgar or team #Tuberculosis?

team #edgar

    hbmmaster:

    Strangely enough, in October, Edgar Allan Poe is more popular than tuberculosis; his most common muse.  Additionally, Edgar Allan Poe will have completely taken over tuberculosis in terms of popularity by 2015, although unforeseen international interest in the disease could change that.

    So, what is your choice; team #Edgar or team #Tuberculosis?

    team #edgar

    6 months ago  /  4 notes  /  Source: hbmmaster